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Post by wildforthecats » Tue Sep 08, 2015 5:03 pm

How about the VPI QB last night who said at halftime after a first half hit, "They will have to hit me harder than that to put me out of the game." AcornNuts broke his collarbone in the second half.

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Post by WildCock » Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:08 pm

wildforthecats wrote:How about the VPI QB last night who said at halftime after a first half hit, "They will have to hit me harder than that to put me out of the game." AcornNuts broke his collarbone in the second half.
I saw that movie in high school. I was REALLY stupid though, as I ran three more plays before coming out of the game.
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Post by stevelee » Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:48 pm

That works in the stupid thread at least two ways. The journalistic one is the wording of the headline. You shouldn't hit on the officials no matter what your/their sexuality might be.
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Post by i77cat » Fri Sep 11, 2015 1:12 pm

"Here’s what is the elephant in the room. Travis had a bag before. Now everyone has a bag. The Travis Ford recruiting prowess was greatly exaggerated."---SLU fan explaining how NIL took away Ford's recruiting edge

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Post by stan » Thu Sep 17, 2015 5:21 pm

35 viagra pills at once. If it lasts more than 5 days, contact your physician.

http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2015/09/17 ... s-at-once/
"Then they started making 3s. A lot of 3s. We're talking more 3s than a bad dating site."

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Post by Rudy2011 » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:33 pm

stan wrote:35 viagra pills at once. If it lasts more than 5 days, contact your physician.
And if they admit you to the hospital, wear the gown backwards
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Post by i77cat » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:46 am

"Here’s what is the elephant in the room. Travis had a bag before. Now everyone has a bag. The Travis Ford recruiting prowess was greatly exaggerated."---SLU fan explaining how NIL took away Ford's recruiting edge

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Post by MadelastCut » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:02 am

Strong denials from all the former U. of L. bb players most probably true, as they were not informed that the arraigned dates who had sex with them had to be paid by Director of BB Ops. They all thought that they were just irresistible jocks.

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Post by graveline » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:20 am

stan wrote:35 viagra pills at once. If it lasts more than 5 days, contact your physician.

http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2015/09/17 ... s-at-once/
who wants to play ring toss?
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Post by stan » Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:35 pm

"Then they started making 3s. A lot of 3s. We're talking more 3s than a bad dating site."

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Post by stan » Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:37 pm

Our most valuable resource sits 63 feet ahead.
"Then they started making 3s. A lot of 3s. We're talking more 3s than a bad dating site."

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Post by jamesdhogan » Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:53 pm

What a pity. Dude looked really good on the field and was fun to pull for.
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Post by Steve Rodgers » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:12 am

Is Pitino's stupid act going to work again like it did at Kentucky?

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Post by stan » Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:14 am

Pitino's rock and hard place appear to be meeting. If he knew, he's toast. If he didn't know, he ought to be fired for lack of control. That would appear to exhaust the set of potential fact patterns.
"Then they started making 3s. A lot of 3s. We're talking more 3s than a bad dating site."

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